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Oluwole Oke’s Primary Triumph Reshapes Osun Politics, Raises Stakes for Accord and Strengthens Tinubu’s 2027 Calculus

 OrionTimes Political Desk |May 30, 2026 For Accord Party, the road to victory just became steeper as Oluwole Oke's primary win reaffirms his status as one of Osun's most formidable electoral forces. Hon. Oluwole Oke's victory in the party primary has once again reaffirmed his standing as one of the most influential political figures in Osun State. More than securing a ticket for another electoral contest, the outcome has sent a strong message across the political landscape: Oke remains a formidable force whose influence extends beyond his constituency and whose political relevance continues to shape conversations ahead of the 2027 general elections. A Political Brand Built Over Time In politics, longevity without relevance means little. However, Hon. Oluwole Oke has managed to combine both. Having served multiple terms in the House of Representatives, he has established a reputation rooted in constituency engagement, grassroots mobilization, and legislative experience. His...

Lost Microphone: The Old Guards Sat Back with Popcorn as the ‘Revolution’ Live-Streamed Its Own Collapse - Abioye Tosin Lawrence




 _Presidential dreams launched on Facebook, collapse under comment section_ 



In a plot twist worthy of a Nollywood political thriller, the same youth who once blocked toll gates and screamed “Sòrò Sókè!” have now gone mute, not because they lost their voice, but because they misplaced the microphone somewhere between ego and electoral ambition.


Meanwhile, Nigeria’s old political elites, the grandmasters of patapata things, are lounging in their agbadas, sipping kunu, and watching from their recliners like seasoned Big Brother Naija viewers:

 “Who will self-destruct next?”
“Ah! Sowore has clashed with Peter Obi again? E sweet me!”


Once upon a time, the streets echoed with chants. Today, they echo with press releases. Aisha joined a party. Sowore founded one. Another activist formed a WhatsApp group. Yet another built a manifesto so thick it could double as a bulletproof vest, but only for shooting ideas in the foot.


The youth were ready to lead, but forgot to pick a leader. They brought placards to a chess game. The elders, meanwhile, just adjusted their caps and whispered:

 “Let them cook…”



And cook, they did, burning coalitions like Jollof rice on high heat.


Every week, a new “third force” emerges, usually with 5 members, 2 Twitter accounts, and zero polling units. Unity meetings end with walkouts. Strategy sessions turn into Instagram lives. Presidential dreams get launched on Facebook, and collapse under the comment section.

At this point, even the grandpa in the villa is saying,
 “Ah, these ones will tire themselves out. Let’s just wait till they start calling each other cabals.”



And some already have.

2027 is approaching like a keke on a bumpy road. The old politicians already know the routes. They’ve got their delegates, and deals. The youth? They're still asking if PVC registration has reopened on X (formerly Twitter).

It’s a tragicomedy of potential:

So much fire, but no fireplace.

So many voices, but no microphone.

So much urgency, but no structure.


But hope isn’t dead. It’s just… buffering.

Until then, the elders will continue their spectator sport, tuning in every election season for Season 5 of:
“Protesters Without Plan: The Self-Sabotage Chronicles.”

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